This one is from the heart

Ya know, sometimes I just roll with things the way they are and don’t question them. Usually because it seems self explanatory and I don’t need to question it. But other times, things seem so unclear that I need to question it and get an explanation. For example…If someone has ‘All their shit in one sock’ it means that they really have it together. They know what they are talking about. ( ie. ‘Todd’s got his shit in one sock.’) Or, something that needs explanation… ‘Mikes got the dizzle with the wizzle on the izzle’. I have know idea what I just said…could someone enlighten me?
Well, I just found something out that I was unclear about but really never cared too much about it to ask (or Google) anyone what it meant. It’s an ‘emotioncon’. Ya, those little keyboard characters that in certain sequence appear to be certain things if viewed the correct way. Ie. : ) The ‘colon’ and the right parentheses appear to be a smiley face if viewed from the right, meant to show that your comments are not too serious or you are joking. These come in many different shapes and sizes as most of you know. However, one came across my computer screen one day that I had no idea what it was. Here it is.

<3

Now, I don’t know what you see here, but if I view this thing from the right, I see the top view of a chick bent over. If I view from the left, I see the top view of a chick bent over giving me a BJ. So I ask myself…WTF? Why would a chick add one of these at the end of her sentence that says….I miss you! <3. Does she miss giving me head? Does she want it doggy style? We’ve never even had sex, let alone TALKED about it. Is this a sign? Is she throwing signals out there for me? Do I act on them? Hind sight…maybe I should have, just to see what would happen.

OR – it’s some code for wanting to have sex with me…think about it…’<3 is the ‘less than’ sign and the number ‘3’…so…less than 3. She wants us 2 (two) to get together. She wants to have sex! No?

If I use my imagination…I can see an ice cream cone that’s been licked down the center. <3 See it?

It’s a set of boobs huh? <3 Could be!

No, none of the above….I just found out that it is a heart. I guess it could be if you look at it just right. <3 But it has to be from the left. I’m not used to that. I don’t like it.